Introducing SecGPT – The Future of Masonic Administration!
A revolutionary AI Secretary for 21st Century Lodge
Brethren, the days of frantic paperwork, last-minute risings, and deciphering indecipherable minutes are over! Middlesex Freemasonry is proud to unveil the latest in Masonic technological innovation:
SecGPT – the first-ever AI-powered Lodge Secretary!
This cutting-edge digital assistant is designed to take on the full burden of a Lodge Secretary’s role, while maintaining that essential air of world-weary exasperation.
Key Features:
✅ Instant Minutes – Forget staying up until 1 AM (I am) deciphering scribbles. SecGPT records and transcribes minutes in real time and has them sent to members before the last toast at the Festive Board.
✅ Automated Form Filling – VO’s, dispensations, and summonses uploaded directly to Hermes without a single frantic email to Provincial Office.
✅ Rising Announcements – A discreet Bluetooth speaker will solemnly announce risings in the exact tone of voice your Lodge expects (see over for options).
✅ 100% Compliance – SecGPT comes pre-programmed to send gentle reminders (or increasingly passive-aggressive ones) for unpaid subs and overdue reports.
Customisation Options
SecGPT can be tailored to replicate the most realistic and historically accurate Lodge Secretary experience.
🎙 Tone of Voice Settings:
🔸 Irritated – Ideal for large Lodges where nobody reads emails.
🔸 Cranky – For a traditional feel of a long-serving Secretary who “never wanted the job in the first place.”
🔸 Miserable – Ensures that every announcement sounds like the beginning of a Shakespearean tragedy.
🔸 Self Important – Perfect for making the reading of minutes feel like a Royal Proclamation.
🎭 Accent Options:
🔹 Hard to Hear – Mumbles all announcements to ensure Brethren ask, “What did he say?” at least twice per meeting.
🔹 Slow & Meandering – Draws out sentences just long enough to make everyone regret asking for “Any Other Business.”
🔹 Unintelligible – For that authentic Lodge experience where nobody really knows what was just decided.
🔹 Super Efficient – (Warning: This setting is purely theoretical and has never actually been tested.)
Coming Soon!
🔜 TreasGPT – AI-powered Treasurer that automatically chases subs and deducts Lodge expenses before members even realise it.
🔜 DC-Bot – A fully autonomous Director of Ceremonies that ensures ritual perfection while delivering withering looks to all offenders.
🔜 StewardBot – An AI robot that automatically pours wine, never forgets to top up your glass, and makes sure you never escape without at least 2 lines of charity raffle ticket sales.
🚀 Beta Testing Now Open! – Contact Provincial Office to apply… or just wait for your current Secretary to “volunteer” you.
Middlesex Freemasonry takes no responsibility for AI Secretaries attempting to rule the Lodge with an iron fist. Terms & Conditions Apply.
